Sunday, November 7, 2010

Facebook Hiatus

So I'm on Facebook hiatus.

Some people are addicted to crack. Some people are addicted to sex. Some people are addicted to food. I'm addicted to Facebook. I've been caught in a downward spiral ever since my departure from MySpace.

I know what you're thinking...that I used to rock a sweet mullet. Yes, yes I did.

If you've ever been in a 12-step program (which I assume most of you have), the first step is admitting you have a problem.


So now I've got to fill my days with more healthy pastimes, like:

  • Over-watering my plants, Lucy, Ethel and Mint Plant.
  • Drawing pages and pages of skulls in my sketchbook.
  • Washing down tubs of garlic hummus with really strong coffee.
  • Plucking out all my toe hair with tweezers.
  • Planning trips to Budapest.
  • Hammering.

All better than checking randos' lame TGIF, cute-thing-my-baby-just-did, and quote of the day status updates. The only downside? How much everyone will miss my awesome and hilarious status updates.


You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

i hate the general public and wish all my friends had hilarious pearls of wisdom to post, like i do.

TantumHumanitas said...

good luck.