Thursday, September 9, 2010

Five Things I've Discovered Via Mobiiiiiile

  • My left foot is the best-tasting part of my whole body. I have 18 mosquito bites on that foot. WTF. On a size 7.5 foot, that is a helluva lot of nibbles. There isn't enough Cortizone on the entire planet to stop this itching. I'm so freaking lucky I was too young to remember having chicken parents would have murdered me. I am not of the "leave it alone" school; I'm more of the "whine a crapload and scratch the shit out of it until you have an ugly scar" school.

  • There is at least one nude beach in Texas. It's called Hippie Hollow, natch. And it is frequented by people who ought to stay home when nude. As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked." These folks? Bad naked.

  • Taking mirror photos is hard. And dumb. But my hat is awesome.

  • Baby eels have no faces. Or more likely, tapas restaurants are scamming folks by painting gray stripes on delicious salty noodles and serving them as baby eels. Duh times ten.

  • You will always look at this. And then I will get to punch you.


You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

your foot and baby eels are totally grossing me out. i hope that was the point.

theTsaritsa said...

I hate that circle game!

And yeah, most people who frequent nude beaches (at least in the States) = bad naked.

Sara Louise said...

Ah, Hippie Hollow, I remember that from my Austin days :-)

allison said...

@you're lucky i don't have a gun: "baby eels" are delish. although i swear they are actually yummy noodles. and my foot has finally stopped itching and now looks like something polka-dotted that you'd buy from hell.

@thetsarista: i'm stoked you know about the circle game. my boyfriend needed a lengthy explanation. i have yet to demonstrate.

@saralouise: i took my first journey to austin last weekend. it was fabulous. it beats dallas with a rather large stick!

Grant said...

I thought the picture of you holding your index finger to thumb was you describing the size of your rectum after eating deliciously salted baby eels.