Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Stuff I Hate, a Non-Exhaustive List (Part 1):

  • Those plastic loops that sneak their way out of the armpit area of any utterly age-inappropriate, see-through, polyester, braless, backless, sequined, under-twenty-bucks-but-so-what-it's-soon-to-be-smelling-like-Marlboros/vodka/cologne-and-tossed-in-the-Goodwill-pile-anyway top. I'm looking at you, Forever 21. There have been incredible scientific breakthroughs in clothes hanger technology over the years, rendering these armpit-nuisances worthless. Fail.

  • Cropped pants. Please, someone fill me in. I don't get it. I want to get it. I feel left out. 
  • Norm MacDonald.
  • Cats doing stuff. I am an animal lover. People who know me know that. But this site makes me throw up a little in my mouth. 
  • Babies doing stuff. Anne Geddes photos are simply frightening. See the baby-bunny-beastie below.

  • Biting into something you think has chocolate chips and discovering they're raisins


You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

i hate those plastic hanging things too. but don't even think of cutting them off. that is, unless you want blood to squirt from your armpits while you're out on the town.

i wish i hadn't clicked on that link. now i will be staring at stupid cute animals for the rest of the day and thinking of ways i can pose my pets to get them posted on their site.

Sara Louise said...

I could have written this list (except it wouldn't be as funny)! All these things get on my wick! And Norm MacDonald!! Ugh!!! I never ever ever got that!

Grant said...

You chopped your hair again? Do you ever learn?

Writing Womb said...

yes, biting into something that is chocolate and finding fruit in it is also most disturbing!
This is hilarious! I am loving this blog! Thanks for sharing