Saturday, July 17, 2010

Stuff I Hate, a Non-Exhaustive List (Part 2)

  • Orange people. When will the madness end? I won't even go into that nasty, pungent chemical smell. (What is that, by the way? It can't be healthy.) Anyone who has ever studied art knows that orange is the exact complement to blue, which is to say that orange and blue are exact opposites...enemies. You know who's blue?

So orange people = Gargamel.

  • Rush. If I ever find myself in a prison-camp torture situation (pretty likely at some point in my life, actually), there are only a handful of things guaranteed to make me talk. I don't want to compromise my situation by divulging these outright, but a steady stream of Rush songs may or may not be on the list.

  • Getting up to pee at night. Maybe there's something to the adult diaper thing.


theTsaritsa said...

I hate getting up to pee in the middle of the night, too! I usually try to stop drinking water at a certain time and try to get it all out before going to bed. What? I'm lazy, and I don't want my dreams disturbed!

Also, I will never understand the orange glow look.

Sara Louise said...

I've become so paranoid about having to get up and pee in the middle of the night because I hate it so much, that I pee like three times before I go to sleep whether I need to or not.

And when is the orange thing going to end???????

Deborah said...


I'm guessing I could be your parent's age and I think Rush SUCKS as well. Didn't like them then; don't like them now.

Hahahahaha on the diaper-dude.