Monday, July 5, 2010

Workday Sugarbuzz Mysteries: Muppet Massacres and Elevator Temptations

If you're an avid reader of this award-winning blog, you might recall that I gave up sugar back in May. This lasted until my sister's wedding.

Temptation is truly everywhere.

Work is a real challenge. While on the elevator a couple of weeks ago, I looked down and saw this little morsel of heaven in a gold wrapper...toffee. 

Luckily my office is on the third floor; if I had one more second to contemplate my choices, I definitely would have scooped it up and popped it in my pocket. No, I have no shame when it comes to snacking.

Just last week, I found this in the break room:

Make sure you read the note. The note says, "Eat me! Delicious cupcakes...They look funny b/c I took the icing off." Now, to most people these might be one of the single most unappetizing foods imaginable...scalped Elmos with crazy eyeballs. In addition, the little beasties came with an "Eat me" note attached. Remember what happened when Alice fell for that in Wonderland

Amy created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat. Fortunately someone was standing by with the "Drink me" antidote.


You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

wait- what the fuck.

how did you get that wedding picture of me?!?!

not cool, man...

Julia said...

Nice try with the picture, but I'm a BLONDE.

allison said...

@you're lucky i don't have a gun: whatevs, maybe you should be more careful about your internet privacy! btw, nice choice in cake! om nom nom.

@julia: duh, that couldn't be your wedding photo. matt would've lost a finger that close to your chompers with a hunk o' cake.